I tend to agree, but if you're going to be curious enough to open the door, you really ought not do it with a gun loaded and pointed at someone.

If I had to guess, I'd say that his defense will be: "I opened the door because I heard someone crying for help, but she tried to push her way in and I was scared for my…

Can you spot the troll in your thread?

Shooting innocents in the head is pretty much self explanatory in terms of guilt, Jezebel or not. You're really reaching for this one lol.

Exactly, everyone knows that when you start a fight, you're allowed to use deadly force as soon as you start losing the fight. How else is a reasonable person meant to defend oneself?

I just don't get why he even opened the door. I mean look, if I heard someone knocking on my door unexpectedly at 2:30 in the morning, I'd be scared. And since I have no windows around my door, or peephole, I'd have no way of knowing who it was. Which is why, under no circumstances, would I open the door. Grab a…

STAY ON TOPIC GEORGE

Catholic weddings are tortuous, but especially to kids.

Best. Response. Ever.

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth.

Club promoters are basically the dreggiest dregs of society. I wouldn't text one from a burner. Also I don't think the #1 Nightclub in America!! would need to promote this hamfistedly (texting her again and again when she doesn't respond, not taking "thanks anyway" for an answer).

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

Careful there, this could all still be an elaborate plan to bolster her chances at becoming President one day (as a Republican obviously).

haha thank you for this