thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

I keep thinking I’m going to wake up.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

I’d be pissed if someone ruined my wedding, but if they bit my dog I’d punch them in the fucking face.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

I read that sentence and had to stop for a google. Like, THAT SHOW is the reason she even exists to us. WHY.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

Plus putting her hands in her pockets and taking them out repeatedly. The same one cackling at this story would have found a way to condemn the dead black person for not sitting like a statue

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

This little boy is exasperated that his mom is having another baby.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

DOWN-TOWN

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

K.

my three dogs are very upset for Peanut Butter. They are all crowded around my computer trying to solve this puppies problems.