Less Chris Brown in general, like on the planet, would be awesome.

Great read. Kids, especially girls, are taught from a young age that certain things are expected of them with respect to what they do with their bodies. Hugs, kisses, letting people get too close to you. It's not okay. I don't have a kid yet, but when I do, I'll encourage her to cherish and protect her personal space.

YOU BETTA WERK, SHONDA.

I was just going to say this. If he feels like wasting his time, it would be better spent coming to Texas and convincing my uncle that barbecue shouldn't taste light lighter fluid.

I'd say I'm an open-minded skeptic. I went to an energy healer once to get my aura cleared.

In light of these recent findings, I've just conducted my own study. Here's what I have so far:

Wow. Was hoping they'd make a statement more like "as an official sponsor, we ask that the NFL lay out immediate plans and outline punishments for players and coaches that perpetrate domestic violence, or we'll be forced to pull our sponsorship." But I'm crazy, so.

Oh for fuck's sake. This is awful on so many levels. Those poor women have been robbed of private images, embarrassed by their release, critiqued on Twitter by knuckle-dragging asswads who live in their mothers' basements, and now they get to to be further humiliated by different knuckle-dragging asswads in suits with…

"Shall?" SHALL? What are you, the Bible?

Ew.

I'm convinced, even as a fan of Bey, that we only know what she wants us to know. Her team is a fortress. Where would these 'leaks' be coming from?

2013: Beyonce records an entire studio album without it getting out and then releases it on iTunes with no warning, surprising the shit out of the whole world. A near impossible feat for someone of her status.

Jesus, Erin. I just ate lunch.

I always end up half-watching when I'm home sick because it comes on right after the news and I'm too far away from the remote to try to retrieve it. Those 9 minutes before I drift off to sleep again are always awful.

Can't The View just go the fuck away already? It's like the TV version of Yahoo article comments.

Me too. Maybe a GoFundMe for Jada? She can pay for an attorney and sue that asshole for all his family has in addition to pressing criminal charges against him.

Somebody just finished watching the Hunger Games....