Ex-husbands of women named Paula. They're probably also very sorry. Really, very truly, sorry.

Granny Carolina wants you whore states to know that you have to stop sleeping with all those fast boys and playing with your electric toothbrushes all funny, or else you'll just stay loose forever and never get a husband. She also says to try those Kegel things she saw on the Dr. Oz show.

Also,

They're just trying to work it up to 40 weeks of waiting so that you're absolutely su... oh wait.

Can't. Stop. Watching. This gif.

Yeah... now I just hate the interviewer. What a bag-o-dicks.

If she's that offended by breasts, she must never watch cable TV/commercials/movies or go outside at night in a big city or look at herself in the mirror after getting out of the shower.

They've been together since 2003, according to a Beyonce interview, which is 11 years. *shrug*

As an avid watcher of Yoncé concerts on DVD, I can tell ya that she frequently replaces "your mistress" with "that wack bitch" when she performs Resentment. She did that even before all the "Is Jay Cheating" hullabaloo.

I am both intrigued and horrified.

as his lawyer has asked that he be allowed to "wear civilian clothing that is fitting for his body structure" when he heads to court.

That's going to cut into Crochet Club's time, so I don't know if that'll work. We're making doilies this week.

Well I'll be damned, canned, and put on the shelf.

I'd be interested to see how many times this has been done to male bodies compared to female ones. I can't ever remember seeing anything like this happeing to the male form. There have been times where an article takes a picture of the whole male... say, Channing Tatum... and announces that he has the best eyes. But…

You win.

I'm writing my first Black chick lit novella, and I'm a basket case at this stage. Can I ask you questions, too? :)

Hi! Do you ever feel completely done with a body of work once you write it? Or does it always feel like there's something you could change or fine tune? If so, how do you deal with just releasing it without feeling that it's perfect? Is anything writers write ever perfect? That was a lot of questions. :)

Yeah, it's not really a blanket. It's more like a mat. I can see why you'd, for instance, want to hold it behind you as you run away from a shooter. But getting on the ground and covering yourself with it will do no good whatsoever.

I don't even know what I just saw. Jesus, Mark.

"...all lusty in the pants region"