This....is a win for Trump. The MAGAt crowd are crowing today about how Iran totally missed hitting any troops and is now backing down in fear of Trump.

The goal was to support the Saudis, meaning Iran is automatically the enemy.

I can’t wait for his cadre of assclowns to say: “GODKING TRUMP SAVED US FROM WAR WITH IRAN” as if he didn’t start it. If you take a shit in the punch bowl, you don’t deserve credit for fishing out the turd.

The one thing I couldn’t get out of my head watching, despite the sun god entrance, is that the difference in tan between his face and his scalp really makes it look like his face is poorly photoshopped onto his head. I mean, at times it doesn’t even look like the two are moving in sync.

I just assumed, based on his track record. Who knows, now that he’s in the White house, maybe he’s getting his buzz using a hidden cache of FDR’s cocaine.

Note to conservative pundits, Fox News Junkies, MAGA Cult members and soulless GOP assholes, when Adderall is trending after the man you all blindly worship has given a “speech” you may want to re-evaluate things. Oh not to mention all the words this bloated sack of shit mispronounced and likely doesn’t know the…

You know why he was 30 minutes late? They were waiting on the sun to be in the right position for him to make that Sun God entrance through the double doors. What an evangelical piece of stagecraft, how theatrical. I’m surprised the Mormon Tabernacle Choir wasn’t there to burst into Hallelujahs!

...you said two sentences, and they’re both true.

I was starting to get paranoid that he’d start a war just to get reelected later this year.

Which is why I would pay good money to see Warren debate Trump. She’d mop the floor with him.

Why should Gwyneth care? I mean - no reason not to love Dakota. She’s remarried, it’s been a long time, and they like to very actively co-parent and they’re both mega rich and independently succesful. Plus, Dakota, like Gwynnie, is a child of Hollywood. Everyone’s happy and it’s all good. I would do the same. Also -…

Why is Elizabeth Warren not the front runner over her lesser rivals.  And yes, I said lesser.  She’s smarter than the two other front runner hands down.

And unlike the rest of us, she had the good fortune of dying before the last season.

I fucking hate Trump and I wish he Nd his Republican cronies would die a horrible, painful death.

Holy shit, this is a hard troll of President fuckwit:

She had both the best life and the best death on that whole show.

I do worry that she is too New England nice. But there is a double standard against democratic candidates, especially women candidates. The media would concern troll her with their “Is she too shrill?” “Whatever happened to civility” nonsense. Meanwhile no such civility is expected of republicans.

She will however probably complain to the dean and write some baselessly mean shit on her course evaluation.

Of course Elizabeth Warren has the best plan for dealing with Meghan McCain. Ignore her. Democrats tend to engage bad faith arguments from republicans in the name of bipartisanship. But Elizabeth Warren knows she is never going to convince Meghan McCain of anything.