That’s his professional “stage” name that he’s been using for many years, no one is suggesting this awful man is actually a doctor.

For the same reason Glen Campbell just cut an album more than 40 years after dating a teenage Tanya Tucker and knocking her teeth out. 

Hey can you guys stop calling him “Dr.” Luke?

You know, back in the 90s and early 00s there was all this hysteria about Disney’s hegemony over kids’ media, and cries of “Oh my god we’re brainwashing an entire generation!!! What will the future be like? They won’t be able to think for themselves!!!”

I’m pretty sure a guy could still get me to crush on him just by putting an arrow through his hat.

And what am I? Chopped liver?

This movie is responsible for so many Furries.

His voice was pure sex.

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

This is a brilliant description. He looks like he powders his carrot face with foot file shavings.

I‘m concerned about this, too, but nonetheless, we can’t let The Orange One weaponize his mood disorder and use it to threaten us, the citizens.

I love how this shit keeps getting smacked down because Turmpy can’t keep his puckered anus mouth shut

Noah one hazzz uh seynse of huymuh anymoah.

I worry that every justly deserved “suck it, turd” decision delivered to the moldy orange peel will move him closer to pulling the trigger on conflict in North Korea to overcompensate and prove his bigly leadershipness. He’s such an idiot toddler.

Here for it. Justice defending Liberty is such a great visual. Someone create a comic.

I just read the decision and it is delicious. The Judge smacked down the Justice Department (and Trump) hard. And it shows that the DOJ can’t just get away with making arguments in court that are readily contradicted by the statements of the President. For instance, the DOJ had argued that the order was essentially…

SUCK IT YOU BELLY LINT COVERED ORANGE PEEL

Am waiting for Sessions’ pronouncement: It is unbelievable that a judge in a small city on the Pacific Ocean has the right to block a presidential executive order.

cue Jeff Sesh “some judge on a bay in the Pacific”