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Because there are a ton of people in America with fat wallets and tenuous connections to reality.

It’s a really weird connection to make. A person with a certain characteristic commits a crime. He is completely unrelated to this company, they didn’t hire him, he doesn’t have anything to do with them, but they hire people with one of the characteristics he has, so they’re somehow at fault? The guy was also male.

Why, it’s almost as though he’s a giant piece of sweaty shit without any redeeming value to society or the planet at all!

He doesn’t have brain injuries. He just knows how to profit off stupid people.

That would actually be a smart and interesting argument to make, depending on the outcome of the trial!

Unsuccessfully.

Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

My first response was “oh, I should buy more chobani cause fuck Alex jones!” And then I remembered that I like yogurt. I’ll support you in spirit, chobani.

Damn I’m confused.

It would be easy to laugh at this idiot if he wasn’t so stupidly dangerous. Did he play contact sports at all? Repeated blows to the head perhaps? What would possess a person to fabricate these asinine allegations that couldn’t be more out of left field? A yogurt company. In Idaho. WTF.

I’m confused. Didn’t Jones just get done arguing that this is all an act?

i tried not to laugh at that pun but i cracked.

Dehydration is an awful way to die, too. He was essentially tortured to death. I don’t care if we’re talking about Ted Bundy. That shit should not be happening in America.

“That fucking Uncle Tom Trump-fellating sheriff can kiss my Black ass. Fuck him” <----THIS...

That second to last sentence, was the best description of Sheriff David Clarke, I’ve yet to read! 😁👌👍

There is nothing conservatives love more than a self-hating black person.

Sheriff Clarke, Justice Thomas, Dr. Carson, Omarosa?

They are the modern Jig-a-Boos that whites delight upon.

I don’t a flying fuck what the man did that landed him in jail--for the purposes of my current outrage I don’t care about whether he should have been there in the first place--no one should die of thirst in this country, MUCH LESS while in the custody of a law enforcement agency. Full. Fucking. Stop.