I love you

BRB must make plans to work “goshdamn” into multiple professional conversations tomorrow.

Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.

This... why did I not know about this? Holy shit this.

THANK YOU AND BLESS YOU

OMG. Those would be perfect to whip out when my patriotic relatives come over for the Fourth.

Ya know this will be a nice change, we’ve had sexy Jesus for centuries let’s see some sexy founding fathers.

Yes. This definitely “would have made history class more interesting.” Thank you for this miracle:)

Paper bag and I Would.

Alexander Henry’s hunky patriotic design is one of my favorite fabrics. I’ve used it to make gloriously naughty potholders.

Before Hamilton, before 1776, there was Stan Freberg Presents The United States of America.

Jumping on the silly George Washington meme action. I will forever love this commercial of him. (It doesn’t hurt that Washington looks like Robin Williams here);

You’re getting me in trouble at work, Ponies. Too much giggling in my office.

Is it just me, or is it the macaroni pubes that sends this into its own new dimension of horror?

This is completely bonkers and wonderful.

Well, Washington is well ripped: