Wow. Just...wow. I was going for illiterate but you’re right, he’s too vain for glasses. We’re all so, so fucked.

Nope. I think he desperately needs reading glasses but vanity won’t allow them. It’s also why he can’t seem to read anything written smaller than a teleprompter. Presuming he’s even literate, that is.

Jesus. Do you think he can actually see beyond his own nose?

Dunno, but Ron Paul is considerably older, and not the Speaker of the House, whom Trump is supposed to be working closely with.

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Remember when he couldn’t find Rudi Guiliani sitting right across the table from him?

This. He’s a hateful and malicious asshole...who is now losing his mind.

I would rather he were mentally deficient than hateful and malicious, but I fear that he’s all of these.

He was talking like this all the way through 2016. That’s why he was elected. He’s a harmless old racist grandpa to half the voters. (Yeah yeah, less than half)

It was a pretty sad day when my aunt had to put an alarm on the front door because my (favorite) uncle had gone outside in the middle of the night and gotten lost. He had a variant called posterior cortical atrophy, which honestly might be scarier to me.

Yeah, pretty much.

I doubt Trump would purposefully would make a mistake. It would be hard for him to admit to it.

I like to believe that he did that just to fuck with Ryan, who I may hate even more than I hate Trumplethinskin. It’s more comforting than having a mentally deficient president.

My kingdom to any reporter who can get the man to draw a clock face with hands pointing to the time.

That won’t help us now, though.

Yep, those awkward moments when he keeps calling you by your long-dead uncle’s name and asking you when you got there three times each visit.

Or he can’t have the jets anymore. And you put outside locks on doors because at 2 am he wanders off into the dark fields. And then he gets obscenely angry with you when you say, “we found you in a field at 2 am.”

He reminds me of my Dad. The doctor is going to start running some test to determine if he has dementia or Alzheimer’s.

Last week he kept calling Paul Ryan “Ron”.