.....sigh.....yet another tired example of a “straight” guy (with wife/kid to prove it!), wanting to be as near to seeing/touching/sucking another guy’s dick, without actually doing it..........these dudes are so tired.......

It would most definitely escalate into a military occupation of Wales.

And RBG is their mysterious and powerful mentor who mic drops at the end of each episode.

It’s a little hard to imagine. I’m sure Trump is planning to attack them in a couple of weeks or so.

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

Hot men seeking sex with each other is probably the oldest Olympian tradition still on the go. I’m pretty sure the ancient Olympics started as a vast man-on-man orgy before slowly incorporating non-sexual sports into the mix.

Katherine heigl was never wrong ! In what world would a woman like heigls character get knocked up by a Seth Rogan type and drop her whole life to have shreks baby? She was calling out the perverse male fantasy world of Apatow and sandler movies where fat sweatpants wearing schlubs are practically entitled to gorgeous…

It would take a lot of substance abuse to get me to hook up with Nick Cage, so...

That would make a great meet-cute for a romantic comedy.

YOU GUYS! Barely doing your work is making me really sad. There will be such a void in my life if you go away. I’ve been barely doing my work for weeks, though, and I don’t even have a good excuse. Maybe this is a sign. I should get back to work.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

This was my reference point as well! It might sound like a fluff major at first, but it’s quite serious when you look at an estate as a business upon which entire villages depend for their livelihood and prosperity.

Starred because I am agreeing with you.

Unfavorable critic reviews of Suicide Squad.

I’m actually pretty bummed about this. And confused! I went twice, once without my kids and then with them when I affirmed that they could handle it at their age and both times we were packed into the theatre like freaking sardines because they were sold out shows. Both instances were a few weeks after it was…

My brother just received his honorable discharge from the Army and this was always what he said to me (and was his overall impression of other people’s attitudes in the Army, at least): no one cares. It’s your job. Can you do your job? Great, happy to know you.

.....thanx.....Recommend one to start with?

I would pay this if my child were a wizard but if it isn’t Hogwarts, it isn’t happening.

My God. I would expect my child to at least speak Mandarin, fluent French and perform magic at the end of the first year.