I respect your hustle.

Making that kind of money he was obviously sending around Joe Biden and cat gifs, of which there is an insatiable demand, maybe via Snapchat.

Wait for the facts to come out. I’m sure the woman deserved it.

That “tiny piece of debris” was a bullet, you dip.

Or photos of them together.

Y’all missed this one.

God, Lea Michelle tries so hard.

George Takei sounds just like my dad.

Henry Winkler visits Lucille Ball?

She’s right up there with the Skinny White Lady with the Angel Hair.

Not us, just you.

You say they failed, my libido tells me it was wildly successful.

Thomas William Hiddleston sounds like a 19th century poet you would study in a 10th grade AP English class.

me if i ever see these thighs in real life

She thought Jamaica was called Iraeland

I thought we were going to see bloomers and Victorian lingerie.

I know that he specifically ruled out the ladies, but part of me wishes that the Rock would have a feud brewing with Helen Mirren.

I’m sorry, he disliked Katharine Hepburn?? That is just not possible.

Fun fact: While writing her memoir in the office of the publisher Knopf, Lauren Bacall occasionally brought donuts for everybody. Could you eat a donut in front of Lauren Bacall? I couldn’t.

I adore black and white movies, and books about the stars of them, in black ink on white pages.