How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!

“That’s ok kiddo, thanks for the reminder I need to update my will.” - Jeb Bush

As Moore faces his ethics hearing, Starling is pondering a run for Governor, under the platform, “A queen you can trust.”

Better penis heavy than...

As long as I can still touch myself at the museum, we’re fine.

Story time:

So they’ll be preparing dogg food?

It just never ceases to astound me.

Well, it’s a good thing my wife was distracted as he strolled by.

I know this is another movie all about white dudes but . . . it’s Dunkirk. I have to see this. When I think about how scary this must have been, and how many people died, and how many people were heroes, I mean, just . . . wow. If I didn’t know it had actually happened, I wouldn’t believe it if you told me. This is…

Yes, she was also in that other weird movie that’s on iTunes now where she plays a Christian mom who’s kid was sick (or fell out of a tree?) but through the power of Jesus Miracles she’s now better? I see that trailer and I see this trailer and I think “Come on now, your ex-husband’s gambling addiction can’t be that…

I’m gonna get baked as fuck and see this, I will not lie