.....this whole article is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.... “All the Reich Moves”.......I’m crying......because nothing screams synchronized swimming like the Holocaust.......lololololololol

Ah, yes, poor Mr. Pamuk......the Turkish dick that started it all...literally went out with a bang......

.....yer Mom was a talented white girl when she watched me bang your Dad last night......and, yes, he cried.........again........whiny little bitch.....

IRONY: you are a woman (straight) defending a man(gay/bi/whatevs) against a stereotype......Ummmmmmmmmm.....isn’t this where our convo began?........

.....and, lol, this is why your Bro is tricking with your BF’s husband on the DL......lolol......it is an eternal cycle (and watch every “straight” guy reading this object strenuously......lolol.....to all those Straight Guys, I say: I’ve Had You)......lol

.....The deal is: even progressive girls (yes, I choose to say “girls”) have a stereotype of what gay men look/act like......that is unfortunate.....and enables “the great conspiracy” to continue.....Why do you think men check each other out in the locker room? Men are competitive.....Is his dick bigger than mine? I…

.....hmmm....Edith Piaf, Babs Streisand, Amy Winehouse.....I’m not EVEN going to go through this......idiota

......It’s the biggest Open Secret in the world.....every married girl I talk to about this says, “Yeah, but not MY husband.....He’s as straight as they come!”......sigh.....Girl, if they only knew.....AND IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM.......

.....my last Gawker handle was “the Empress Frederick”, aka Vicky, their first child and eldest daughter. I bought “Edward VII” (their second child and heir), a 13-part BBC miniseries (1975) on Amazon. Incredibly good production values, especially for the time. It begins right before she takes the throne and goes up…

......WHAT is wrong with you??.......

......well, the Rock is widely reported to have a really small dick (which explains a lot)......so he loses me right there......

.....I hate to break it to you, Bobby: you’re GAY (like me)....Jez was never going to hire a REAL man.....

.....I didn’t know Disney made a movie about Elizabeth Warren......

......In a pre-emptive response, Taylor drops a single called simply, “Katy Got Fat”......

.....sigh.....yet another tired example of a “straight” guy (with wife/kid to prove it!), wanting to be as near to seeing/touching/sucking another guy’s dick, without actually doing it..........these dudes are so tired........OT: How many married guys have I slept with again???...........

....OT: what happened to the second part of your handle? ....Wasn’t it Chapman or McChapman?? Is there Dish here??? Do tell, I have popcorn and bad beer........

.......they have people for that......

........Bernie-that-just-bought-a-third-house? That Bernie??......

......Robert probably went to Cambridge.....

.....as a Gay Guy teaching the Green Berets, I can say honestly: They don’t give a fuck........and, I might add, they are INCREDIBLE people.....