I'm betting these are pod people.The real ones are off doing something else like laundry or counting pennies and shoving them into cardboard tubes.

um obviously she loves him beige-y beige-y much

Before and after Blake.

And then a lifestyle blog called Pinwheel Manderly or something else equally asinine.

-1 zillion. This is a commercial for their stupid TV show that will probably turn into a stupid reality show that will probably be accompanied by a stupid album and a shitty fragrance and even shittier clothing line.

Blake can't count all the way to 10.

I think the average score would be higher for “On a scale of 0 to 10, how much do you wish you would never again have to hear about or imagine a relationship between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton?”

LOL

mmmmmmm Michelle Dockery....

Lady Mary’s killer vagina!

SHUT UP HE LOOKS LIKE POOR MR PAMUK!

It’s a troll.

yeah my bro is not very “femme” (though he’s not really what you would call butch either, just somewhere in the middle like most people) and gets hit on by a lot of women with faulty or no gaydar. it makes him very uncomfortable because women apparently have trouble taking hints and subtleties from guys they want to…

my BFF is gay and he tells me about all the married men he sees looking for “discrete” hookups on gay sites. this is one of the many reasons why i never bothered to get married.

Considering the absolutely stifled and controlled way Victoria was raised (she was literally never alone, she wasn’t allowed to go down stairs without holding someone else’s hand, etc.) by a mother and advisor who absolutely were trying to home-grow a puppet they could control once she got to the throne, I choose to…

I was really hoping this was going to be about the royal couple having a ton of threesomes with a dude named Jesus.

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

“Tyga, caged”

Yeah, all this silliness has really endeared me to Katy Perry. And to quote Kara Brown: “Of the two women, Rihanna only had time for one of them, and that says a lot.”

Taylor’s 10 Grammy’s would like to have a word with your 13 nominations and empty hands, Katy.