Uh, did you mean “knotty” pine? And “Cibie” infestation?

That is a Brit comedy duo - Cannon and Ball (Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball). They were also from the Benny Hill era, hence the titillating risque “humor”.

Well, clearly it’s CP. But damn if I don’t want it.

Was it laden, or unladen?

I like that it exists. I really do. But I would never own it.

Step 1: acquire beautiful 430 Spyder with hideous, vile, awful, stomach-churning interior (for a bargain price because obviously)

My BMW M5 does the same thing. Framed windows.

Star for you!

For now, Aston Martin and Rolls-Royce need to be on the list.

Horrible car then, horrible car now. If you really must be totally maso about it, why not this appalling turd, turbocharged, no less?

No.

My first car was a 1972 Hillman Imp! It was a terrible car, but really quite hoonable and - for a 17 year old - the independence was awesome.

That Photoshop is making my eyes hurt.

McChizzle is the schnizzle, fo’ shizzle.

I had one of those, and two GTis. They were awesome. Fragile, but quirky and so, so French. The red GTi - on a trip through the south of France - caused me to learn the French phrase for “my brakes are on fire!”. I had to pee on the driver’s side front to extinguish the fire.

Not to be that guy, but I’m pretty sure these Fleetwoods - like the Impala/Caprice - were B bodies.

And, today on “Ow, my balls”...

May I humbly recommend another, even more forgettable stable mate? The Oldsmobile (under)Achieva?

Actual price - probably $700.

Someone failed to see the signs.