My most boneheaded episode was many years ago. I owned a

Third Jeep, second JK. Almost zero defects.

As if that wasn’t ridiculous enough, I can’t look away from that camel toe...

I immediately thought of the Dale, too!

What, no props to “airbag propelled electronics in the face” guy for driving a manual? All that distraction AND he’s rowing his own?

Ah crap. Well, I can always make more children. Anyone wanna buy a couple?

Over priced, over rusty and over here.

And yet the 309 GTi was actually pretty decent.

Lord Vader’s whip was an Impala SS.

Can confirm. Went into a certain Newport Beach Mercedes-Benz dealer, looking for a deal on a leftover ‘16 when the lot was full of ‘17s, and the ‘18s were coming.

On, not in.

Kill something rusty. Rust is a car killer. Mechanical woes are much easier.

Aaah, thanks. I wondered what those were!

I’m pretty sure it’s a Universal Law that all headlines that ask a question can be answered “No”.

Please describe “combo lock button” for the Ford-unfamiliar?

*Car does not actually come from France

Someone who wanted both a convertible and the gull-wing.

This is fucking hideous.

Sad. These things will soon flood the market. I bet that it leaves a lot of people under water. I wonder if all these cars will dampen enthusiasm for used cars. Most of them looked all washed up in these pics.

Props and appreciation for the very clever/funny labels on the voting buttons today, Mr. Robber!