No, they’re blaming the subcontractor who builds fuselages for them - Spirit AeroSystems. Not Spirit Airlines.

But why, though?

Horde of butts. Not hoard. I guess you could, though. But why would you?

These puns are all pretty cheesy...

Erin

I already own it! My 1996 Impala SS - in Vader Black, of course!

What about Deadpool? That was original and seems to have spawned a franchise all of its own.

I did, very much! Thanks!

Tim

It’s the major enabler for ransomware, so there’s that...

I will not buy a car where any features are enabled by a pay-as-you-go subscription model.

I bought a 1996 Impala SS and converted it to six speed manual shift from the original four-speed slushomatic. I changed the gear ratio in the rear axle to 4.10:1.

No flights are prioritized over any other. All aircraft operating within an airspace need to be allocated takeoff slots, based partly on the limited number of runways. Furthermore, IFR (Instrument Flight Rules) takeoffs are sometimes held on the ground (a ground hold) until the destination airport has a landing slot…

*toady - not toddy.

Sad but true.

*discreet, not discrete.

*reckless

Pump your tires up to the pressure written on the sidewall.

Living proof that drugs are bad, m’kay?

What the howling fuck is wrong with people?? I’d love to see the Judge’s medical qualifications. And what happens if the “patient” dies of the Ivermectin? Is the judge at fault?