Ah crap. Well, I can always make more children. Anyone wanna buy a couple?

Over priced, over rusty and over here.

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

And yet the 309 GTi was actually pretty decent.

Lord Vader’s whip was an Impala SS.

Can confirm. Went into a certain Newport Beach Mercedes-Benz dealer, looking for a deal on a leftover ‘16 when the lot was full of ‘17s, and the ‘18s were coming.

On, not in.

Kill something rusty. Rust is a car killer. Mechanical woes are much easier.

Aaah, thanks. I wondered what those were!

I’m pretty sure it’s a Universal Law that all headlines that ask a question can be answered “No”.

Please describe “combo lock button” for the Ford-unfamiliar?

*Car does not actually come from France

Someone who wanted both a convertible and the gull-wing.

This is fucking hideous.

$18 million in pension benefits. But he has foregone his severance and bonus (his golden parachute) by “mutual agreement”.

Sad. These things will soon flood the market. I bet that it leaves a lot of people under water. I wonder if all these cars will dampen enthusiasm for used cars. Most of them looked all washed up in these pics.

Props and appreciation for the very clever/funny labels on the voting buttons today, Mr. Robber!

Or stabbing yourself in the thigh with a pencil.

I can almost feel the hantavirus...

Growing up in ‘80's UK, the middle class aspiration was that you would buy an engagement ring that cost one month’s salary; a car that cost a year’s salary; and a house that was worth seven years’ salary.