But, I did stop having sex with a Republican. A long time ago. It was only a blip, I swear.

I think according to that rulebook, you never actually had sex, then.

Exactly.

Looks like the 'con' list of stupid finally outweighed the 'pro' hot stupid sex.

Either the Food Network is attached to a strong sense of integrity, or was not all that attached to Deen and this was a good way to drop her.

You call this news? Asimov called it over half a century ago.

If all books had covers like Jason Statham there would be no talk of crisis in the publishing industry.

Ooohh, fancy retro politico-sass. Love it!

Civilization and commerce these days: I can haz a grumpy now? This reminds me of nothing so much as the insane, stupid, crazy Depression era stunts performed for the sake of scratching out a living among the ruins.

Hollywood should make a movie about Klugman starring Clooney.

Oh, really? And here I thought I wore red in winter to chase away the grey woolly moods. (Although I guess there could be a correlation there between come-hither red and chasing the blues away...?)

Jello in little cups is fancy.

To be fair, my ingestion was really accidental - someone at the commune left the hash cake out while my parents were out of the house, and I found it during a rare moment when the kitchen was empty.

Actually, the hash stuff was ginger cake, I just mistyped brownies. It was super sweet and gingery. And green.

Ugh, I did that when I was four. Hash brownies. Thought they were regular, too young to notice the weird color, spent the afternoon watching the world spin. No lasting damage though (or if there was, it happened so early that we've all just assumed the strangeness was genetic).

I remember watching Liberace as a kid, and it just wasn't something that occurred to 'most' people. My grandmother liked him and thought he was a great performer. If anyone in our (straight) household had their suspicions - and maybe they did, since they had several gay friends - they just never mentioned it. I'm sure…

That was my first thought, too. Drugs, too much money, too many hangers-on, and a lack of the maturity/support system/experience to handle it.

Bugs was the independent thinking anarchist, while Daffy was just an anarchist, full stop. Yep. And Elmer was the conventional rule-follower, doomed to be thwarted.

Yep. Agreed. And then she did this when he invited her up to his room, and all of a sudden, Lewis decided female comedians "weren't funny".