It’s all in the taping technique. Ask Kim.

Republicans are criminally wilfully stupid criminals.

This thread may have won the contest.

Oh, you sweet, naive Millennials.

Luck, right? My kid got my good teeth, her dad's fast metabolism and excellent eyesight, his sunny disposition, and so on and so forth. It's a crap shoot, every time.

Or in this case, birthing on third and thinking they hit a homer.

It really burns my noodle when people who have benefited from good luck, good health care and/or won the genetic lottery take their good fortune as proof that they have somehow found the Holy Grail of parenting, and proselytize whatever kinky path they've taken as The Way.

I had a cat do this kind of thing to me once. A cute little neighborhood kitty, purring like mad when I gave it some pets, just stroking it after it walked up to me and begged for some lovin'. And then from one second to the next, it went completely berserk, jumped on my (bare) arm, all claws extended, and started…

I don't remember that story, but Chine Mieville talks about something similar in Kraken.

somehow on me they always manage to be matronly and showing off too much boob

This is why I wash down with soap and then pour an entire pot boiling water over any cutting board used for meat after I'm done with food preparation - and regularly do this for all our cutting boards. And wash with soap anything that came into contact with my hands while preparing raw meat - that includes the knives…

It indicates that you are a rational adult who has some understanding of ratios.

I know which 'frenulum' you mean when you speak of The Weiner, but I think the 'frenulum' he really needs to let do its work in restraining an organ from moving too far is the one under this particular organ:

Ageing at 40 is still all about your looks and noticing you aren't 'young' anymore.

RIP JJ Cale, you sure were a cool Breeze.

Well, uncomfortable confinement in a single room with no hope of freedom does seem like it would be a kind of poetic justice for this creep.

So that's where babies come from! They arrive in candy bags!

I don't understand. Greek yogurt has been popular - or at least, readily available - in most of Europe since I first went to Greece, which was like, back when Reagan was first doddering through his presidential term of office, shoulder pads were in, and Madonna was still provocative.

Love it. The pregnant pin-up.

The Stacy Keibler thing links to a fun Helen Mirren thing on how girls should swear at men.