They migrated south, so that their superstar center can go on tour with his friends Stills and Nash. Given that Crosby is pushing thirty, Neil Young will not be making an appearance.

Jason Whitlock

Wow, that website gives NE 4 cheat points for spygate, and gives NYJ the same 4 points for tattling.

Serious question: Why didn’t the refs notice these shenanigans at any point during the entire season??? I mean there are 24 game balls, 12 of which seemed to be deflated over 16 games of the year, and you touch them more than 150 times per game. Is there more to this? Am I going crazy?

Oh god, that’s so good.

In a statement on the Patriots’ site, owner Bob Kraft said he was “disappointed” in the report’s findings.

Which brings us to Reggie Ledeaux…’s cousin, Dave.

But don’t you get more money if the defendant acted recklessly or intentionally as opposed to negligently? Intent is always relevant, counsellor.

More like Taepodong-2

There there, Samer. At least he didn’t make you write a puff piece about St. Louis.

No, but they did beat Hood so badly that he saw quadruple.

The Kingdom of Heaven is in Philadelphia:

“Is the team for sale?”

Cuz you want to drive in her?

Shomer Shabbos!

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

See: Matt Ryan

Mr. Swish, DHS is on line two.

That explains why they didn’t draft Teddy Bridgewater.

This doesn’t make sense. A team that needs to rebuild can’t afford to give up the picks and players necessary to trade up into the top five. I don’t see it happening, unless the Chargers front office is composed of idiots.