In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Tiger weeps tonight.

“Slumgoat Millionaire: is he a goat or is he the GOAT?”

Ross: You can’t just leave home, man!

Let’s just shut up, move on, and finally add her to the exclusive club of Drug Addled and Violent Sports Stars That We Put Up With Because We Like Winners. We can put her bust between Diego Maradona and Warren Sapp

My money is on Goodell reducing the suspension to two games, on the condition that Tom Brady personally polishes the shield he has so needlessly tarnished.

Reverse DDT into a figure four leg lock

I’m still waiting for this to get old.

Refusing to take a charge = Gay sex

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

The Wall Street Journal expressed its displeasure with these arrests by describing them as a “slam dunk.”

highlighted the enormous Dong

You win.

Has [World Triathlon Corporation] lost its mind? Can they see or are they blind? Is [World Triathlon Corporation] alive or dead? Have they thoughts within their head? We’ll just [tax] them there. Why should we even care?

This means that teams are still going to kick the extra point.

Sigh, +1

Wait, was that the AMC in the UWS? I may have been there.

Does that make the workers the Prisoners of Qazkaban?

So, apparently slavery is pretty awesome...