Is that Stella? If so, is she in the process of getting her groove back?

Toys Aaron Hernandez Wishes He Had as a Lad but They Weren't Invented Yet:

Aaron made sure to pack gloves that were two sizes too small because he graduated from the OJ Simpson School of Beating a Murder Rap

I'm just waiting for him to start his new talk show, "Killing People with Liam Neeson." Vince Neil can be his bandleader.

Fuck you, clown.

Yes, because these poor, displaced 1%ers deserve restitution for the horrors they have suffered.

Yes, because in Dallas, switches aren't uncommon for running backs

Nah, it's going to stay in the game for at least two years past its prime. Gives the series ample time to get entangled in a steroid/penis showing debacle, just like the rest of the greats.

I haven't been this excited for a no goal since my girlfriend enrolled in art school

He's going to Indy to retire a Colt.

A bitch and a pussy?

A lottery ticket.

She laughed it off? I guess breaking your nose does make things smell funny.

Talk about taking one for the team, amirite?

Puck Daddy might be to big to fail.

Don't feed the troll, unless you want him to set up shop underneath the bridge.

I'll just leave this here:

I used to live a few miles from Archbishop Wood. 'Tis a silly place.

Also, woefully esoteric

I am not surprised