Way to win graciously, Boston.

Well, at least his dick gives a firm grip. None of that "dead fish" bullshit that other people try to employ.

I thought he was crying over his deflated portfolio

These people are nuts. Anti-slavery? C'mon.

Kids, never trust any man under thirty with tribal tattoos. That boy is trouble.

That is a very good rim job. Perhaps even a great rim job. But is it a Hall of Fame rim job?

As a Jets fan, I must acknowledge that we're doomed.

ok

I'm not talking about every writer. I'm talking about Jason Whitlock.

Would he even have the choice not to? I mean this is ESPN we are talking about. He could have been given a directive to do so.

It's a shame that these guys were never big in the States

I see your point about Whitlock waffling on Scott's stature and role as a media personality, but what would you rather him say?

Don't forget Boston College:

So the way to deal with a cancer is to keep it around for another season?

"I didn't see nothing"

This is not getting enough love

Kite surfing? More like muff diving! #sexcannoned

Hi pot! My name is kettle!

B-bb-b-bb-but drugs are bad! Seriously.

Hey man, he who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither. Just ignore these fuckwits. If we don't give them attention, they'll go away.