Dear Racist Troll,

So in your world, the Chicago Niggers, the San Antonio Spics, and the Kansas City Kikes are all reasonable and acceptable team names?

it will be impossible to find a man wearing a garish, tricolor sporting leotard. It's like looking for a needle in a stack of needles!

Dude, he's gonna miss the whole season. Didn't you read the part of the affidavit where it said that the mug was filled with weed?

Well let's say you're France. You've got a good squad. You make it to the finals even. Then this happens: