He always comes across as intelligent and kind, which are huge turn ons for me.

Jon Stewart was a guest on the Daily Show before he took over as host .... Craig Kilborn asked him to name three Jewish athletes. He came up with two, I think? Sandy Koufax and ... somebody.

Oversculpted beard cannot take away from his general hotness. Agree.

100% hot. Would bang repeatedly.

I would probably spazz out and yell, “Bert and Ernie!” . . . and then Republicans would start boycotting me.

Yeah forcing me to name anything while a clock ticks down basically ensures I forget everything.

He is hot. I don’t understand the appeal of a lot of celebrities, but he is definitely hot.

Laverne Cox’s character on OITNB is married to a woman (albeit a straight one). Off the top of my head I didn’t know if the actor herself was straight or gay (apparently she’s dating a man?). It’s entirely possible Key thought that Laverne was lesbian.

My favorite:

yeah, it would be tough to know who was out and who was just livin their life. Like you knew they came to parties with same sex date but didn’t know if they’ve done some press release so it would be cool if you said it.

My friend and I went to see Why Him, because we both still want to bang James Franco. The movie was ok but I thought Keegan Michael Key was by far the best part of the movie as Franco’s German assistant/the dude who literally does everything for Franco. Keegan has a lot of funny scenes in the movie.

Oh! No. It’s because I don’t particularly like the women I work with. :( They’re all very dumb and bad.

Hey Bobby did you put this one here because it’s funny he can’t identity 10 gay celebs or are you outraged he can’t identify 10 gay celebs?

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Werd. I’m a nervous babbler. Also, I was outed in the first round of the 3rd grade spelling bee for forgetting to put the letter ‘e’ on the end of handsome...a word I knew like the back of my hand.

Bobby, how come you didn’t go with the rest of the gang to DC?

even if you know the things that you’re asked about, recalling them on the spot is hard.

Look at the utter betrayal as he clings for life to his handler. He thinks he’s going to die and his human is like FUCK YOU, GO DIE. I can’t imagine putting cash ahead of the needs of my dog.

I saw the trailer in theaters and wasn’t going to see it anyway (we have an elderly dog who is my soulmate, and any reminder that she is not immortal is very upsetting).

This is just a reason that doesn’t involve Kleenex.

...aaaaanndd I won’t be seeing that.