Dammit now I want to bang Ralph Fiennes and it can never be!

I generally dislike movies like Red Dragon, and won’t go see them. But I saw Red Dragon. Because Ralph. Because he makes me swoon.

Confession: I saw The English Patient as a young teen, and I think I was too young to appreciate it. And I’ve never gone back to re-watch it since it’s so bloody loooooong.

Look, The English Patient damned near set my panties on fire. I was even uncomfortably attracted to him in Red Dragon.

I concur. I think your case is very persuasive and well made.

You are doing god’s work.

All the stars, to you from me, Pinky Lee.

There are worse things she could do.

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

Seriously, my mind couldn’t compute for a moment how the real (and deceased) Liz Taylor could be in a car with The Jackson Fiennes.

Black people with vitiligo are ADAMANT that their Blackness not be ignored. Blackness is obviously just not about skin color. If they can put all of this makeup and facial effects on this white man to portray not only Michael’s skin but his surgically altered features, they could have hired a Black actor to play him.

YES PLEASE. I think the world just needs more Stockard Channing. PERIOD.

True. However, the director said they were really looking for was someone who could “unlock the spirit” which is what I commented on. Judge the outrage all you like.

This is a joke.

Stockard Channing as La Liz IS perfection.

I hope Stockard Channing gets a better oppurtonity to play Liz in the future.

the most offensive thing about this is the assertion that Joseph is “the hotter one”

I really want to say I recall an interview in which MJ said he’d want to be portrayed by a black man in any future films. I cannot provide proof though so this is kind of moot.

“obviously is a challenge in terms of his physical resemblance,” but said that what he was really looking for was someone who could “unlock the spirit” of the deceased star.