But Cruz has embarrassed them all by breaking ranks. They know how awful they look for supporting Trump, but there’s safety in numbers. Cruz has just called the whole part leadership onto the carpet, and I don’t know if they’ll forgive him.

Yeah, I hate that movie too.

There are 18 African-American delegates out of 2000 total. So, yes, saying no to racism is categorically offensive to the RNC because they are 17.5 above their quoata.

You just described my relationship with Dave Grohl.

Oh god no racism or hatred. How controversial.

He was my favorite character on The Flintstones.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

When I serve snake in a bun at pool parties, I put little charms on it so people don’t accidentally eat the wrong snake or the wrong bun.

A Towel of Karen's Own.

“Back when we hired, we were being blissfully ignorant tools, acting like bias had nothing to do with how we chose writers, not at any stage of the process. Since, then, I’ve kind of realized a few things, but we have a low turnover, and so I’m kind of just stuck with this embarrassing scenario, short of firing people…

All of Robin Williams’s children are pissed as hell about his late wife wanting to write a “tell-all” and I don’t blame them!

I once went to this crazy fancy restaurant when I felt like blowing a bunch of cash with my husband. One of the desserts (there were three of them in the 13 courses) was Froot Loops and milk. But somehow the chef made a ball of Froot Loops and white chocolate that was hollow and filled with the milk. So you pop it in…

Seriously though, if one of these guys robbed you at gun point and then you had to pick them out of a lineup made up exclusively of other Bachelorette contestants the wrong guy would most definitely go to prison, right?

yah... thats what I was trying to subtly imply by “west of hollywood”. shudder... the west side.

Like that SVU episode with John Stamos!

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

I feel the need to include this moment of greatness:

I’ve never been in your situation, but best of luck to you! You will be just fine with the amount of money you have saved and the amount of job experience/company loyalty you have going for you. You got this!!

Yay! And good luck to you too!!!