Do they leave you breathless?

I use it to fall asleep every single night. Come October, I’m gonna be one cranky mofo.

This is me every night and I am SCREWED come October. :-(

Andrew McCabe, tho.

Curious if you’ve seen the show. Real question. It’s feminist AF.

That show was feminist AF!

This is not “California’s plan.” It’s “some people who live in California’s idea.” Don’t lump me in with this shit.

And the sip on the glass of water in the clip.

It can’t possibly be legal to enact a pre-nup that says one can’t have custody of the children in the event of a divorce.

Oh my god, this is the dumbest video I’ve ever seen. Thank you so much for sharing.

Eh, there’s a big difference between a religion and a cult.

I literally read it in a few hours yesterday. Couldn’t put it down.

Considering baristas are always spelling my name wrong, I’m hoping this leads to a lot of cups with “Drumpf” scrawled across.

Considering baristas are always spelling my name wrong, I’m hoping this leads to a lot a cups with “Drumpf” scrawled across.

I have nothing against Chelsea and was an enthusiastic Hillary supporter, but this is not what we need. Well, it might be, but the politics of identity are clearly all most people care about these days and she’s got a major handicap. Smart, thoughtful, prepared? Screw her, she has parents we don’t like! Jesus, I’m…

Oh, man. I hate the free drinks thing. It’s like, I’m just sitting here catching up with my friends I haven’t seen in forever and now you’ve manipulated me into coming over and having an obligatory conversation with you. Dudes, don’t do this.

So...you’re all gonna make me be the asshole who says these kids are terrible singers?

what is this from?

Yeah, but what the hell else could she say? :-)

Also, not cool to be shower eating during a five year drought. I’m flushing the toilet once a day so Jessica fucking Biel can eat shower sausage?