Chering is caring.

There are so many lyrics from just “American Pie” alone that I could use to make light of this situation, but I’m not going to do that because domestic violence is no laughing matter.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

With her money she better not be getting a welfare cheque!

I just hate this movie and all its bullshit. Yeah I said it. Bring it.

So you’re saying that she never appeared in labeouf.

Ah fuck, there he goes again... Bing! Get off Erykah’s phone!

This is the first time this man’s sexuality has occurred to me, and I think in terms of “would I?” all the time. It’s probably not a good sign for him, if I may play the oracle for the nation’s voters.

Jesus Christ am I alive or not?

Totally off comment but I'm not even gonna look at this trailer. I'm gonna close my eyes and stick my fingers in my ears, because my mom text me today to say she was buying my child 2 porcelain dolls for Christmas and one of the fucking SINGS. I had to act like it was not skeevy because I'm sure she must have wanted…

Fuck “finding out the truth”. I’m trying to find another sucker to come and take over for me so I can peace out like his parents did after they found me.

So it’s a gothic “Elf on a Shelf”?

Will you survive? Maeby.

Enjoying sex and not getting pregnant are your husband’s mistress’s job.

It’s the hypocrisy that stuns me...they have no shame about opening their fucking mouths to talk shit when they’re in no position to. This is the same woman who goes around advocating for abstinence and condemning people who’ve made the same fucking choices in life she has!!! It just amazes me how nuts they are!

I imagine you expect me to leave the room to venti.

“Don’t listen to Yoko, y’all” is a good rule to follow

which one is rita ora