It’s the eye contact that slays me. Like the camera is just going to run off if he doesn’t keep an eye on it.

This seems like the right place to drop this confession: I accidentally gave birth to the Kardashians. Like, we planned our shit out and had intent to be playing calming music, but labor went on a really long time, I wound up getting the epidural, and I really needed to watch something distracting. So somehow…

Part of me hopes it was to power pantsuits and sensible heels.

So THATS why I always feel watched on Jezebel....

I think you are me! I've been lurking for a year or so and finally made the decision to start commenting. I know what you mean about feeling like you know a lot of the commenters. It's nice to know I'm not alone in my lurking! Welcome!!

Any excuse to break out this gif!

I am new too! I just joined. I always look forward to SNS as well.

Welcome fellow former lurker! Love the accent

Hiya!

Hello! Iv been a lurker for a longgg time, I think for almost 5 years, but I hardley ever comment excecpt for SNS or an article that I realllly have an opnion on.