That terrible, sexist wedding dress comment doesn’t even work as an analogy, so, double-fail.

But you can’t. She’s British.

I work downtown, and even though I only use it on occasion, plenty of my co-workers do. Also, I think it’s a bit of a class thing - sure, if you don’t have a lot of poor friends, you’re not going to personally know a lot of people who use Metro. But that doesn’t mean it’s not popular.

Amber has clearly never seen my stringy, fine hair.

Does anyone else remember the “No, no, Pinocchio” video from the 80s? We watched it in 6th grade. People kept offering Pinocchio all sorts of drugs and you had to yell, “no, no, Pinocchio!” He’d take the drugs anyway, and you’d see the repercussions of his terrible decisions.

Yeah, for real, why does Kara think nobody uses Metro? Why the hell would we be expanding it if no one used it?

You shut your whore mouth! ;-)

She is so goddamned solid. It’s insane how good she is. I want to be her when I grow up (I’m old enough to be her mom).

What is a “tit-bit?”

Unpopular opinion. This movie sucked and I would have walked out if I weren’t jammed amongst strangers in the middle of a row.

Oh, man. I just quit my job. Do I need to shell out 9 bucks I don’t really have to see this now?

Ah, you’re right. Then in the top photo he looks exactly like...nothing?

In the top photo he looks exactly like a blanket.

I just posted about this, but I’m a gray, so...

I’ve decided to quit my job without another lined up. I’ve been there for 10 years and I’ve been really unhappy for most of those. I’m terrified, but I have a year’s salary saved up. I’m hoping not to need it all, but it’s exciting to know that my life will finally be different in just a few months.

First, I’m a little worried about Yoko. Why has she been consistently lucid lately?

Will this cover your fetish? ;-)

That is the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

“Finally! Jen’s pregnant at 47”