Could have something to do with why you married the Muffler Man.

This article has made me want to live another day. Never stop, Bobby.

Whaaaaaa...?

Those outfits the princes wear are so over the top. I wonder if they feel silly when they’re getting dressed in them. Do they have a whole team of people helping them get their legs in the trousers and then making sure the ropes and medals are all even? Do they think, “holy crap, I feel like a weirdo”? Those collars…

DVDs? Are your friends time-travelers? Maybe that’s why they’re so broke. I imagine time travel to be quite pricey.

I think I had some friendships end over income disparities. I say “I think” because I can’t know for sure. But I was in a close group of friends for several years and slowly started getting invited to their get-togethers less and less. We were all sort of in the same place in our respective careers when we met, but…

I’m not hearing it.

Once you’re in school, you’ll be studying something you’re (hopefully) really interested in. That’ll make it easier. No one is passionate about taking the GRE, so studying for it is a drag.

He looks like Kenny Rogers.

Peter Thomas Roth FirmX Peeling Gel. No microbeads!

I used to work on a tv show. We had a guest star who agreed to do an Access Hollywood piece for us as long as Billy Bush was not the interviewer. Just flat-out refused to ever do press with him.

I think it’s more like the show would only let Ray-J do it if Brandy agreed to do it, too.

That is so true. I went to a high school reunion last year and just about all the women were divorced.

I just saw this on Shark Tank. It’s so you can leave your valuables on the beach and not worry about someone stealing them! ;-)

Weddings can be rough. But remember that it’s planned to be the most romantic day of the couple’s life. Like, they could actually hate each other, but they’re going to look blissfully in love on their wedding day (not that I’m wishing that on your friends or saying that’s the case). Weddings make it seem like marriage…

That’s me, too. I could cake on a whole palette and you wouldn’t see it. :-(

I use Devita solar protective moisturizer. It goes on like a moisturizer, not a sunscreen, so it doesn’t dry up and pill off. It feels like you have nothing on and doesn’t get as greasy as other facial products when you’re in extreme heat.

Maybe we can trade!

That’s so sweet. And take it from someone who worked in an ice cream parlor - scooping that hard stuff all day long was a nightmare.

That’s hysterical! How did it go on for so long? That’s sort of like me, but I’m typing “jezebel.com jezebel.com jezebel.com” during most of my day.