There are actually three sounds you hear when the hits the golf ball. 1 is the club on the ball, and the second and third are his breasticles slapping against his chest from the follow through.

Didn’t this piece of shit also take 90% of what Adidas was supposed to be paying the school?

Apparently the only black people on either side are on the playing field.

He legally changed the spelling because there is also no I in team.

No, Cutler is Smokey.

So my take is: “Hi, we are hiring “managers” and we will be paying “them” to oversee all the work that you “fans” do even though they haven’t done a lick of the work. Oh, and we won’t be “promoting” any of you to “paid” positions because it’s not fair to all the other great fans, because then we’d have to pay a less…

I believe the term is Never Nude. Thank Tobias Funke.

Everything about this car screams “Century” as in the median age of the person who buys it.

Why is Melania dressed like Goose?

You can get it much cheaper if you pre order the game (or any non released game) by itself. With the Prime discount it’s $48 (maybe you have taxes maybe not) for Mario so $348 for both.

You can get it much cheaper if you pre order the game (or any non released game) by itself. With the Prime discount…

“It’s the Circle... the circle of LIIIIIIIIFFFFEEE.”

Since we don’t know a whole lot yet, I’m betting the FBI could probably go after corruption and bribery charges since I’m sure these cases will deal with people in positions of power at publicly funded high schools, colleges, and universities.

I kept waiting for a season ending injury but it never came. Click bait!

“Nacho Man Andy? Savage.”

The only issue is getting up when you have to walk through two people, to keep having to use the facilities. That, and the bathroom on an airplane is the den of Satan. Every bathroom on every plane I’ve ever been is pure evil. I’m thankful I can pee standing up and feel sorry for any man, woman, or child who has to…

I think you are missing the point here. The entire team and staff locked arms and took a knee. Who cares that it was before the anthem? You yourself know that the protest never was, never will be, and never has been about the anthem, ever. In your eyes they are damned if they do, damned if they don’t. What exactly…

Maybe he should fire everyone anyway cuz his driver sucks and his sponsors are small time. Unfortunately Jalopnik reported this, giving him and his ignorant views a little larger soapbox. Oh well, that is ok. I can sit back and not pay attention to anything NASCAR, like I have been, along with a growing number of…

Now this is some bitch ass journalism right here. You guys aren’t showing the complete picture from the game, he’s actually standing on top of the kid(s) he’s not claiming.

Well... the video definitely shows her not passing the ball.

Clearly this woman has no fucks to give, but she does give a shit so I’m confuzzled.