I myself am just waiting for the Mario sexual harassment shoe to drop.

You best believe that when Bre’ Re’ files a job application, when it asks “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?” Bitch is going to lie.

“Fuck the lance McCullers”

Bro can still play lacrosse.

Umm... that image is not the least phallic. Nope. Not even a lil bit.

the Mach 5 is alive

Ten bucks says it’s right where he left it, just invisible. Either that or its making clay pots with Patrick Swayze.

So what am I supposed to look forward to, the 2018 issue of Road ‘N Track “Hot Hatches” or “Supercar Stationwagons”?

In addition to the games the freakin’ iPhone X preorder goes live Friday the 27th too. Expect to hear about SNES classic pre-order madness.

It’s a sleeper but surprisingly good, and you’d think the license would be its death knell, but everything about it works. I dare you to try it and not crack a smile when you kill vampires left and right. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I will play it all over again.

WTF did they do with the real Jemele Hill and when did they replace her with Stacey Dash?

That is legit awesome.

He seems like the typical douche piece of shit, and if anybody tried to pull any kind of this shit to my sister I’d want to beat the ever living crap out of him. Fuck this dude.

Damn, the title seemed to imply they followed the world’s greatest pop band

So over under on length of suspension 1.5 games?

You know how I know that The First Men and later John Snow et al weren’t serious about defending the seven kingdoms from the hordes of white walkers? They erected a stupid ice wall instead of a pay wall.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure they’re called “breasts”.

The great ones always make the difficult look easy.

“Man... fuck this bitch.”