Unspeakable Axe
unspeakableaxe
2/18/20
5:10 PM
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My memory is that this whole notion of modern pop started, more or less, with “Umbrella” by Rihanna. I remember hearing a comment from whoever wrote it that the trick they realized was to come up with something intentionally annoying and repeat it to death. Thus, “Umbrella” and about a hundred million songs in its Read more

2/16/20
4:51 PM
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They clearly wanted to do that after Crystal Skull--there was a really ham-fisted passing of the baton (hat). But the movie was kinda disliked and Shia made the entire universe’s shit list, so whatever was planned must’ve gotten canned.

2/14/20
1:51 PM
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I like Pimento, but dude’s gone from a quirky & full-on yet competent detective to an incoherent raving lunatic. Read more

2/12/20
2:06 PM
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Took one to two minutes (closer to one) to look at your post history. Two-thirds of it is you bickering with people, calling them names, and sprinkling in “OK boomer” like it’s still early 2019. Maybe you’re just a troll without even realizing that’s what you are. If so, I feel sad for you. Find another mode to Read more

2/12/20
12:24 PM
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Please point me to the mean thing I said before you came in and repeatedly called me a crybaby. I guess the word “misleading” is a huge insult where you come from. Read more

2/12/20
6:29 AM
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That right? My opening post said simply, “Your headline is misleading”; yours called me an “adult crybaby” and “embarrassing.” Maybe your self-awareness level is as low as your ability to get along nicely with your fellow human beings.

2/11/20
5:42 PM
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I’d say it was more akin to noticing how they claimed something that was exaggerated to the point of being untrue, and politely pointing out its untruth. Compared to your subsequent vitriolic dickishness, which sprang out of nowhere like a cold sore on picture day, I’d say I was pretty awesome.

2/11/20
7:23 AM
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This word, crying--I don’t think it means what you think it means. Sorry I had a minor quibble with your favorite writer, I guess.

2/10/20
5:05 PM
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The surest sign that someone has worthwhile contributions to make to a conversation is when they open with insults and close with “OK boomer.” Read more

2/8/20
9:46 AM
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Alrighty. Troll on, noble troll. Your hobby is not at all embarrassing and terrible.

2/4/20
8:05 PM
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I’m a crybaby because I have an opinion about food on a food web site, which I stated reasonably and without insults? I don’t know what line of work you’re in, sir, but you should check with your local cineplex and see if they need a projectionist. Read more

2/1/20
8:05 AM
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Don’t flour wings, they don’t need it. The skin will crisp up unbelievably well if you double fry them (one long cook at a lower temp to cook the meat through; rest and chill; then a shorter cook at a higher temp to crisp the skin). This will give you an exterior crunch that just can’t be matched by single-frying, and Read more

2/1/20
8:02 AM
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If your criteria for making food is “minimal number of steps,” that’s cool, but your headline is misleading. It’s not just as good. The best version of most things involves more steps. Especially when it comes to fried foods. Both my French fries and wings that I make are double-fried with a long rest in between. Yes, Read more

1/31/20
7:35 AM
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Was it ever explained how there’s a person in the medium place at all? I know it was explained in the early going, but that seems like a holdover from before they decided on the twist that actually no one had been getting into the good place for hundreds of years, because the points system was screwed up. By that Read more

1/28/20
9:14 PM
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In that we’ve both probably concluded the other is not worth talking to, I agree.

1/28/20
6:59 AM
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She also looks like Jessica Biel’s non-union equivalent. Which has me wondering if Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Biel kind of look alike and I’ve just never noticed.