We’ve given you canuks enough material to last 10 decades we can make jokes about a toe.

You need a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.... With nail polish.

don’t you have google?

Hottest take: It’s OK to not like things other people like and it’s also OK for them to like things you don’t.

Nay, ya heathen.

Ditto

You’re telling me that a woman who makes millions of dollars a year from her iPhone apps can only pay the woman carrying her child a measly $4,000 if she loses her reproductive organs?!

It’s all about the lining.

My dream in life is to have Brenda Walsh hair and date Dylan McKay. I’m 34 and if this is all wrong, I don’t want to be right.

But, even if the picture is darker, is it blackface? It seems crazy to dilute the term to that extent.

Garfield wrote a mini-opera about how much he hates Mondays.

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m not sure if June’s evolution into a soldier of the rebellion makes for a better story than the one originally told by Atwood, but I am sure that it makes me feel better

Fuck off with this bullshit. This is the same tired, misogynistic bullshit people who know nothing always say.

It’s difficult for me to like Yoko, given how she treated Julian Lennon. But it feels like she gets way more crap than she deserves. Many male artists were shitty people and everyone still acknowledges them as great. And it doesn’t even seem like a lot of the people who hate her even cared about Julian.

This makes me so happy, I’ve always been Team Yoko. She was a prolific artist in her own right (the sfmoma showing of her work a while back was fantastic!) and The Beatles would have broken up anyway.

Amal > Beyonce

Tutu soon.

He sets the barre pretty high.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.