Side note: Statistically speaking most plane crashes are highly survivable. The complete midair breakup of a plane would be highly lethal, and a direct nose down impact with the ground would be highly lethal, but crashes of that type are vanishingly rare. Most crashes are basically rough landings. Landings with…

Idris Elba is my number one pick. I don’t care what the situation is: if I have a chance to fuck Idris Elba, I am taking it.

I am a guy, and totally straight, and I admit I would have to give it some consideration too.

They’re totally eating Beau Bridges.

Adds new meaning to the term ‘Gross Receipts’.

Would you like my ham sandwich? I suddenly don’t need it.

My only take away from Kate Winslet’s filmography: Never take a trip with Kate Winslet.

Does the dog make it?

I know right!! At least Scott shook her hand.

I think he means taking a pic of his dick. I hardly think he means soliciting underage girls.

I can not be the only person watching Animal Kingdom. Scott Speedman is beautiful and Ellen Barkin is magic.

Twenty year old me would have totally put his dick on the internet. Had I tried at the time, it would still be loading.

I love all of this so much. I had the biggest crush on him when Felicity was on the air (even though high school Christina was stupidly Team Noel — and like Noel is great but it took actually going to college to realize, you don’t date Noel, you date Ben.) and I am still utterly in love with her. This is just…

Billowing? Too many yards? Is that what we’re calling dresses with hemlines that cover the kneecaps now?

It is very very pretty (it’s custom McQueen if anyone is curious). I love how demure and appropriate is deemed “old lady.” She’s the Duchess of Cambridge at her sister’s daytime wedding yet some people would still rather see her in, IDK, a sequined cocktail dress at 11 a.m. Would that we all be old ladies who look…

It’s not because she’s a woman that she had to practice not being intimidated by her opposition. It’s because she was debating a bully that he had to practice not being intimidated by him.

WTF, how did I not notice that!? I mean, now that you told me I can totally hear it and it seems so obvious. Hah, that’s awesome.

Write an oral history...what?

Isn’t it funny that the God who created the whole, wide, largely empty universe is concerned with weird shit like this? It’s so odd how all his obsessions happen to sync with a bunch of dudes who lived in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Almost like a bunch of sexist dudes just made the whole thing up.