The hospitals here will not offer any sort of car seat assistance for liability purposes. We had our install checked ahead of time, practiced strapping in a stuffed bear, and had a friend with the exact same seat. So we were good. But if we would have asked the nurses at discharge “are we doing this right?” They would…

And while people spent time discussing this non-issue, Trump does a bunch of other despicable shit that goes unnoticed. Well done Ivanka. Your daddy taught you well how to distract the media from the important issues.

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

Well she speaks 5 languages, Lochte can’t even speak one. Jeahhh

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

My mom lives in California, and has to be starving herself to be involuntarily committed. She’s never accepted her illness, never voluntarily taken medication... it’s so frustrating seeing her ruin her life without being able to do anything about it.

Yeah there’s good and bad. What sucks is that it can be used against you too. My roommates called the cops on me to get me committed and they saw I had prior commitments and they used that as evidence in and of itself.

You need to address that to the girl involved...Chesley “Cheesey” Pepperoni.

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

...the actress finally explicitly admits she dated Ford, who was married at the time...

We can still act holier than thou.

i’m going into a medically induced coma until next thursday. bye

He looks better with dark hair anyway.

On Val Kilmer:

Oh Val, I shall always remember you 80s hot 4ever. I hope he gets through whatever it is he is going through all right. 56 is not so old.

I didn’t realize Garfield, a male cat, could be turned into an object that dudes would want to have sex with. Now Nermal on the other hand . . .

i should have known that with lasagna in the article title i’d see a dead-eyed woman taking her pants off.