My dog’s daycamp doesn’t let unvaccinated dogs come to camp. Why shouldn’t you give your human kid the same consideration at a bare minimum? Their health is important and shouldn’t be jeopardized just because some people are anti-science. Sorry for the dog metaphor, but I don’t have kids so that’s all I’ve got.

Mostly Unrelated: The other day I had a close encounter with a rusty nail (thankfully it didn't penetrate my flipflop!) and I started thinking about tetanus shots, and then I started wondering if anti vaxx people are against tetanus and rabies shots. I fell down a google rabbithole (have a phone I can take in the…

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

I only have a 4-month old but I would already go to insane lengths to secure the health and happiness of my child. That includes not letting him play with un-vaccinated kids, no matter how much I may like the family. If they won’t even take the bare minimum steps to ensure healthy and safety, they’re not worth it.…

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Is it me or is the waif a slightly deranged, dour Bridget Fonda circa Singles?

I didn’t notice because I instinctively averted my gaze to give the nice brute some privacy.

If that’s all they saw of him definitely. Part of what makes Tormund so popular with the show’s female fans, from this guy’s perspective, is the way he’s been presented since his introduction. He’s not just a bearded slobbering lug, he’s a born leader who cares about his people and his interaction with female…

“Make a small boy travel at speed toward a solid object” does seem to be Jaime’s...oddly specific, way of showing his love.

But she’s not now, that kinda cancels the reference out.

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

My grandmother said childbirth was “like shitting a grand piano. With the lid up.” Grandma was right

....Where was your uterus before?

I can’t imagine otherwise. I mean ...

My uterus just crawled up inside my body

I can’t begin to express my sadness at my inability to find the Onion “News in Brief” in which a man climaxes and spends the remainder of the threesome trying to stay out of the way of the ladies while remaining in bed.

Three is fine and all, but I’m up for a laminated menu of healthy traits to choose from. Especially wolf eyes and maybe hands like kittens’ paws.

What’s wrong with the old fashioned way? Take the desired body parts from the three people in question, stitch ‘em together, animate on a slab during a thunderstorm and BAM! Plus, you get to skip the irritating baby stage.