I too feel like an ass walking in with bangs that completely obsure my eyes and asking for a free “trim.” I usually tip $10.

YES. one of my least favorite phrases ever, I think. I just imagine boobs growing. That’s usually what that phrase is code for.

Mine totally does!

Me TOO! But sometimes they really don’t want you to.

Lots of stylists will do a free bang trim for you between haircuts! Just ask if your salon offers this.

-googles- Nope. He was on some sort of ‘Hot Up and Coming’ list for Alaska. As that is my reference, pardon me while I set afloat my iceberg into elderly doterage.

probably a very long time. paps arent really checking for them and they probably only get photographed when/if they call the paps themselves. i dont think most people realize how easy it is to be a celeb and not be in the public eye (especially if you dont live in LA) most of the time. almost all paparazzi pictures…

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

“always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway”

Maybe Brian Benben was asleep. Maybe Brian Benben is a heavy sleeper. Brian Benben. I love saying that name. Brian Benben.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

I would like Ghost to kill Ramsay. Ramsay’s obsession with dogs ripping people apart, seems appropriate.

WHILE ignoring that a bunch of other kids who don’t drink are somehow capable of doing so without being asshats and thinks they’re weak in their convictions for not badgering people like him.

I would accept that, but only if Sansa gets to watch and say “ADIOS MOTHA FUCKA!!!!”

You mean he reminds you of DREAMBOAT McDREAMBOATERSON from falicity? God, he was handsome.

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.

I expect a queue to form. Anything less will be disappointing.

At this point Ramsey probably just thinks that Osha is Rickon’s nanny and has no idea what a badass she is. At least that’s what I’m hoping.

Would be fun if she just saw the boltons skinning people alive and was like. Oh, the southerners skin people alive too just like I do the rabbits. She then proceeds to seduce ramsay in a bdsm sort of way he likes, tortures him and skins him alive.