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In other cool TV news, the producer team behind Orphan Black is developing what sounds like an awesome webseries for Television. Whatever, Linda is a series about a group of Wall Street secretaries who use their under utalized smarts and skills to create a Bernie Madoff style Ponzi scheme.

In related news, the book’s unpublished prologue, entitled “Before They Called it Gilead” has begun filming with set locations in states around the USA like Oklahoma and Ohio, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri...it’s unclear, however, if this series is meant to be found footage or actual docudrama...

I feel like that’s all of CJ. People say she’s Sorkin’s one great female character. But I’m 100% convinced it’s just Allison Janney being awesome, he realized it and didn’t get in the way.

*dances out of room while lip synching the jackal*

She’s dead. they flashback to her doing karaoke, so Jason Sudeikis can remember how swell his dead wife who died in combat was before trying to mack on Jennifer Aniston. (have not seen the movie, still 100% sure that’s how it goes)

My mother has a friend who used to have a little problem with alcohol, before she got all sober and Christian.

Apparently one day she witnessed a young boy bullying her daughter, so she went over to the kid and said “Where do you live?”

He looked at her confused and asked “Why??”

She got down to his level, stared him

Hormones in the pill affected me negatively, but the Mirena doesn’t bother me at all. Different level of hormones and absorbed into your body differently. As other said, everyone should do their own research!

if you don’t know how an IUD works, please stop having sex immediately and take a sex ed course.

That poor kid. Yes he's out there practically naked, but as long as he has his abs and his dignity everything will turn out fine.

There’s no way that thing stays on while they’re swimming, right?

Will. Watch. Will watch all of this. It looks like the perfect mix of genuinely funny and goofy camp.

Cringe city. It’s like when you look at your “facebook memories” and you’re like, why did I ever post this lame stuff?!

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

Oh yes, pretty floaty fabrics in Dorne! I want those too.

So many people really do think dogs are morally superior. (I’m not saying anyone on this thread. This thread seems delightfully tongue in cheek.) I just hear it all the time from the dog lovers in my life about how cats are assholes and dogs would never! I’m a cat lover in a dog family and the dog love/cat hate can

I assume Bobby Finger was already scheduled to have the day off in order to focus on celebrating Ripa’s 20th wedding anniversary.

aretha franklin, our collective grandmother who just learned to use the internet and took it way too far

Yeah, exactly. While poking around after watching last week’s episode, I found that Henrietta Maria, Charles I’s wife, was famous at the English court for wearing gowns with bared breasts. One example was even designed by the architect, Inigo Jones!

The British are very, very drunk, though.