Agreed, it is gross and tastes like fish nightmares.

“Three students in the class were planning on using the silica gel packets (these are not actually poison, but the students believed they were) from their lunchtime seaweed to poison and kill another student.”

man. i just read through a lot of that, and did not know that side of kinja even existed. people are terrible and obssessive and bored.

I feel like there’s a secret Jezebel world that exists and I can’t access it because I don’t understand wtf groupthink is. But always, I’ll see people comment on here that I start to love, then suddenly they disappear and people are like, “You know, they left because of the huge terrible thing that happened” and I'm…

That’s just incredibly convoluted and I read a lot but still have no idea what’s happening there. I don’t know how people have the time or emotional energy to get that deep into relationships online. I can only reserve that for in-person interactions and even then, rarely.

I don’t know who that is, but he bears a definite resemblance to at least three Law&Order perps (SVU inclusive).

Burt’s a riot right now.

I suspect we may all secretly be werewolves

Funny, my devil-psedo-pube sprouts next to belly button and seriously looks like a curly pigs tail.

I call my one weird chin hair my “stray eyebrow.” My BFF has one too and we have a deal that if one of us ever falls into a coma, the other one has to come by a couple times a month to discreetly pluck it. :p Sort of similar to the “if you die, I’ll get rid of your porn so your family doesn’t find it” deal that most…

NAMED Larry. Adele had a beard named Larry. These typos are killing me.

One time my boyfriend noticed that I had a hair stuck to my face. When he went to pull it off my entire cheek drew toward him like he had hooked a fish. When it finally released from its pore it had to have been four inches long. I look at myself every day, how did I not once see that growing!

Ummmm I had this baby beat. At an even younger age. It’s been said I resembled a monchichi.

I saw this drama play out one day on my way to school. I was riding my bike, so I had a long time to think about why the car ahead was rolling along at a walking pace with the hazards on. I thought it might have a flat. After I caught up, I spotted a kid trudging along in front of the car, tears streaming down his…

As a 33 year old with a 2 year old and a 5 year old that travels and camps frequently as a family, this article is relevant to my interests. Some stuff I quite agree with, some stuff I just just odd. That being said a lot of that is probably due to the fact that I grew up in the desert and traveling around. In fact, th…

Vodka actually IS my drink of choice. It IS ideal for any and all situations. Vodka and noise cancelling headphones are my weapons of choice whenever I travel.

Further, even if you keep your last name professionally, use the same name as your children/husband. It makes stuff much, much easier with the school, etc., etc.

NextDoor makes me want to move. To Mars.

My cats said “yummo” when I fed them Nutrish.

I am very confused by this angry person replying to you who doesn’t seem to understand dough.