No. Botox is only covered for migraines, and body tucking is never covered. But you can get a penile implant or Viagra if deemed medically necessary. Of course.

you mean where does it come out?

$239 for six Brazilian Butt Lifts

The first time you hear your toddler say “cock sucker” you clean up your act.

If I had to go to rehab or was accused of alcoholism every time I fell and/or injured myself, I’d probably be BFF’s with Lindsay Lohan.

Ummm sounds like someone needs to up their volcano game

When a man and a woman are really in sync they get together sexually. Nine months later, you have a new kid on the block! A doctor will come and inspect babby, if its temperature is 98 degrees you can keep the babby!

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

That is the best fucking thing Santino Rice ever gave to the world.

*Reads article*

The thing that always effects my sleep, especially in US hotels is the dryness of the room. The last few years I will soak a towel in the sink, wring it out and hang it over a chair next to the bed, it seems to add enough moisture to help me sleep. Not sure what the hotel thinks of it though.

Mercury was removed from routine childhood vaccines and it’s presence in adult vaccines is so low that you get more mercury from eating a fish dinner. As for other “toxins” you’ll probably have to be more specific. Sadly, some throw the word “toxin” around too freely and never specify what it is they’re talking about…

You just made some of the same arguments that antivaxxers make, arguments which have been explained over and over and over again. It’s the dose that makes the poison. The “mercury and other toxic preservatives” are not toxic at the concentrations found in vaccines. Heck, saying that thimerosal is mercury is like…

The myth isn’t that they don’t exist, the myth is that they are harmful to you.

STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG.

I appreciated your succinct review!

If I ever meet the guy who thought of putting TVs in doctor waiting rooms, I’m going to punch him in the fucking neck.

This is literally the WORST thing I have ever read in my entire life.

Tongue wagging was huge in the 90’s

“Brian Austin Green on his divorce from Megan Fox: I’m gonna need spousal support!”