I don’t think you have to know anything about playing football, to be honest.

One of the couple’s cats pictured from the Guardian, saying “I never consented to this. And I saw things I cannot unsee while you were gone.”

Me: Oh you NEED a government issued ID? (Rummages around in pockets) I think this sweet mint gum, chipotle coupon, and 3 American dollars say differently.

Ah yes, the other new feature that’s included in every iOS release, the ability to hear about how Android had it first from the trolls.

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who was thinking of the guinea pigs and wishing they were there as well.

If someone is pregnant and wants you to know, she will tell you, I promise.

*forwards article to my mother*

I couldn't find two dressed in suits but he has a wheel chair that looks like a suit.

I am naturally gross, so I looked it up, having missed your previous post. I was considerably relieved to see it involved plain old piercing rings as opposed to the ouchy mental picture I had conceived, which was a series of grommets set in the skin. It still looks painful to me, but not nearly as bad as I thought.

The Rock and Vin Diesel’s next movie should obviously be a puppy rescue buddy comedy. Fun for the whole family. 10/10 would watch. You are welcome, Hollywood. I will take 1% of the profits, an executive producer credit, and not bother with any additional work.

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,…

That’s so awful. :( And we are lucky that it’s so rare now. I sometimes get a little nuts when I hear about women railing against the influence of “western medicine” when it comes to childbirth - advances in western medicine are the reason that childbirth is no longer a primary cause of death in women.

This seemed relevant. I’m not really sure why.

That looks far more 1983 than I am comfortable with.

1) trains are awesome

A lot of gay men purposely misspell her name in order to make themselves seem heterosexual.

For sure. They can’t even afford help to unload the tequila from the pj.

I grew up in Jersey and moved to Boston, so I feel eminently qualified to tell you that you are totally wrong and adultosaur is totally right. Jersey is all either concrete, scary pineland, or farms in the middle of nowhere. Boston is a bastion of culture and pretty scenery and fun stuff to do and you can walk to most…

jfc