It would be tough, but not impossible! I met some vegetarians along the way. Beijing would be the easiest place to find great meals, as there are a lot of delicious vegetarian noodle and tofu dishes. Mongolia would be the toughest place (especially in the summer, when many meals center around the meat they’ve…

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

Thanks, mom.

Please do not come to me for juicy gossip regarding Tom’s marriage status. I am but a humble bus driver, a traveling soul whose only concern is the wards who place their well being in my humble hands. Plus while the boss doesn’t care I had to sign at least 15 NDA from Tommy Terrific himself to get this gig. That guy…

This is the worst thing I've ever read.

Can’t wait for the day they make a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that plays him inevitably wins an Oscar.

I lost my burner key a couple of days ago, but it was kind of worth it to snag this new name.

I take the A line from Rockaway Beach everyday to Fulton Street Downtown and I see some fuckin stupid shit, like grown adults like these assholes having a heavy make out sesh at 7:10 am..for the entire duration of the ride, do you not have a home to do this in?...is the idea of commuting to work really getting you all…

God I love a good wikipedia Rabbit Hole.

Can we stop blaming the damn other women and hot nannies and instead point our scorn towards the husbands who screw their children's babysitters and then lie to their wives about it? And I'm surprised Gavin Rossdale had it in him. I thought he liked boys, mostly.

Joaqa Joaqa.

disaster comedies set at malls are pretty good too.

Shit, you’ve got it easy, add in twins and how about even a 4th daughter but this time a teenager and then you got my morning in a nutshell. Single dad of girls 4,4,6,15 keeps the mornings busy, its never the same day twice. Frozen strawberries does sound like a better solution than yogurt and cinnamon toast.

I just noticed how much I skim the Jez articles now, just enough to get a basic grasp of what’s going on, so I can hurry up and get to comments like this.

Two Observations:

I tried running in the mornings. You know what happened? I ran slowly, felt like shit, and then fell asleep in front of my computer at 2pm after eating all the chocolate out of the vending machine. Exercise in the morning is for psychopaths. (I am slightly joking about the psychopath thing, but mornings and I are not…

I am soooo not a morning person. I’ve come to terms with the fact that the moment the alarm goes off is going to be the absolute worst part of my day for the next 35 years. What has made a HUGE difference is realizing that I hate it just as much when the alarm goes off at 8 as I do when it goes off at 6:30. So I’ve…

Awesome advice, seriously. I usually start my mornings with a large glass of water to try and clear my head from all of the alcohol from the night before.

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?