Yeah, he may not THINK he’s had sex with men, but at some point when he was super fucked up I bet he at least gave someone a BJ once or twice.

Thanks, I’ll check it out!

Ohhh, that Soft Cell song gets me every time.

As someone pointed out on the Mashable post, both this and the Courteney Cox standin error wouldn’t have been noticeable with the TV aspect ratio (4x3) of the time. When they went back to the original tapes to reformat them for 16x9 ratio, some of this stuff got in and they either didn’t notice or couldn’t deal with…

Wait—that girl on the right is ELEVEN years old? How is that possible?

Bieber looks like he’s had hair and makeup to make him look like an older version of himself, a la Biff in Back to the Future 2.

I imagine it’s called the “flat tire rule” after a scenario in which the passenger gets a flat tire on the way to the airport, thus causing her to miss her flight (or at least that’s what she tells the airline agent).

This seems like kind of a no-brainer—all you have to do is look at physiological differences between men and women. There's a reason women have wider hips.

Being a reference librarian is both the best and the worst. When you help someone find the information they need, it makes you feel on top of the world. And then there was the time a guy just took out his dick and started masturbating in front of me.

Yes, my dad was an elementary school teacher and eventually changed careers because he felt there was too much bias against men in that field. He wanted to become a principal but was never able to build up enough seniority at a school, because if there were staffing cuts at the end of a year he was always the first to…

Me, too! Get a white noise app for your phone - it’s a game changer, especially when you can’t get the g.d. air conditioner fan to stay on no matter what you do.

I just DO NOT get the compulsion to touch other people’s hair. If some girl on the train is swishing her hair around next to me and it touches my arm, I want to DIE. Other people’s hair is gross! It has to be the racial entitlement thing that makes people want to touch a stranger’s hair, which is just awful.

When I used to wear tights, I liked Hue the best. But I've realized in the past couple of years that leggings are SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE than even the best tights, and I am never going back...

When I used to wear tights, I liked Hue the best. But I've realized in the past couple of years that leggings are SO…

“Hello, as we all know, Jim and Pam are getting married today. Like most of you, I’ve known either the bride or groom for many years. Pam and I were childhood friends, and she and I have been through so much together. It’s nice to know she’s found her partner in crime. Let’s all toast to their love.”

I’m not a parent, but I hear good things about the CARES harness system that makes an airplane seat safe for a child without using a car seat: http://kidsflysafe.com. Then you can borrow a car seat at your destination (or get one with your rental car) — one less thing to carry.

TOTALLY agree. And who wants to deal with laces? Give me my zip-up Sorels any day.

Haha - I have those, too. I got them practically new at Goodwill for $11.99! At first they were so stiff they were like wearing ice skates and I could barely get the zippers up, but after a couple years they’re great. I even went back to them last winter after an ill-advised attempt to buy something more stylish that…

Another great way to not leave your charger behind is to leave it behind in a foreign country, after which you do the math and realize it's still going to be cheaper to call the hotel and have them send it to you than to buy a new one (thanks, Apple). I guarantee I'm not doing that twice.

This made me laugh—I’m so sick of Draft Kings commercials and usually mute them, but this morning I was listening to a story about them on NPR and was finally like, huh, maybe I should do this. (I should note that I know NOTHING about football.)

I’m not a parent, but I’ve heard that toddlers love to gnaw on windowsills when they get to be the right height to do so, while they look out the windows. So, windowsill paint is important to test and remove if necessary.