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The seats are not comfortable enough to sleep in for more than just catnapping, IMO. I did Florida-New England (about a 24-hour trip IIRC) a couple of times when I was in college and it was tolerable at the time, but now that I’m older and creakier (ie. 40), I have to get up and walk around every hour or so. I just

Wait — didn’t Morena Baccarin JUST have a baby with someone else? She was doing the ol’ couch cushion coverup routine in the last season of Homeland.

I think it might have been in the very first episode - a clip from her standup. She’s talking about how common rape is, and says something like “Have I had nonconsensual sex? Well, I’ve dated Hispanic guys, so...”

Congrats, Mark and Allen!! I’m only sorry that the guinea pigs couldn’t be there.

I love this feature so much. Curly girly wiglets and muumuus for everyone!

The fact that no one here has referenced Risky Business makes me feel SO OLD.

He looks like he’s wearing one of Philip’s disguises from The Americans.

no the beer and the vicodin together is what makes the whole thing worthwhile

The downside to this, I’ve found, is that then at the end of the day when you’re exhausted, you have to ride the bike home. But still generally worth it!

I fucking love you.

All the people who have successfully lost weight using the 3500-calorie rule (including me) would disagree with this article. The researcher says that people following this rule tend to lose about half the weight they expect to - I would argue that that’s because they’re not following the diet rigorously 100% of the

Andrea is the best one, I think. (Also, can we please bring back scrunchy socks and Keds? I rocked that look so hard in 9th grade.) Kelly is okay but needs to be wearing something tighter/”edgier”. The guy playing David is doing a pretty good job of replicating first-season David’s dumb-dog facial expression. Dylan

“Melrose Place is a really good show!”

My biggest crowdpleaser dessert is icebox cake - I’d hesitate to call it “home cooked” because it’s just chocolate wafers layered with whipped cream and chilled overnight, but it couldn’t be easier and is a) nice for summer because you don’t have to have the oven on, and b) gets made the night before so it’s ready to

Well, consider the source - they have a vested interest in wanting to fill hotel rooms in the off-season...

See also Las Vegas in August. Just stay home, turn your oven up to 500 degrees, and stand in front of the open door!

Yes, by all means plan a trip to the Caribbean in July if you think you might enjoy having your cut-rate travel plans disrupted by a hurricane!

Bobby, I think you should know that when I see your name as the author of a post I say it to myself in the voice of the at-bat announcer at a baseball game: “Number 25... Bobby. FINGER.” [”Who Let the Dogs Out” plays, everyone cheers.]

My trusted advisor has told me to disregard this research.

I dunno, guys, this seems like it would be really uncomfortable and unattractive. No way would I want to carry all that stuff in pockets - it would be heavy and everything would stick out at weird angles. How could wearing this be pleasing in any way?