I could NEVER understand how a good parent would ever forget their children to the point of killing them in one of the most tortuous ways possible.

Now that I am a parent? Kill these monsters. There is NEVER a possibility that these are accidents and nobody could ever tell me otherwise.

For the record I think people really hate billionaires because of their undeniable responsibility in their role of making the world full of miserable people.

“it’s straight-up embarrassing to drop a home game to any team, even one as great as the Warriors, that’s so thoroughly hobbled.”
 

“Murrah is currently out on $2,000 bond.”

She has potentially kept at least 2 children from their parents.

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED AS KIDNAPPING.

WTF OUT ON BOND??!???

Soooo what you’re saying is that the Cleveland Cavaliers were better at handling Lebron James and his crew than the Los Angeles Lakers?

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Oh whoops I work unarmed security in the public sector and have dealt with people with knives on multiple occasions. Go fuck yourself

Again.

Take. Away. Their. Guns.

The Association has been treating Draymond (and GS) differently than anybody else for 4+ years now. Let’s stop being surprised at any of this.

“By the time the outfielder has the ball in his glove, you’ve got a good sense of whether or not we’re about to see a dramatic play at the plate.”

You could, in theory, if not for a hard zoom into a baseball in flight.

How many of y’all sent gift boxes to Kelly Olynyk for that first one? 

The bitch who refuses to impeach the motherfucker thinks the party is too progressive.

Because she’s part of the fucking problem.

As an Ohioan you know how getting my wife pregnant changed my views on abortion?

IT DIDN’T. IT’S A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. IT IS AT THE PATIENT’S PREROGATIVE WITH THEIR MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS BEST ADVICE.  

Cleveland Cavaliers

The two top three point shooters in the nba are both former Cavs who would have been perfect playing with LeBron.

Haha.


Hahahahhaha.

(shoots self)

Honest to god my wife bought me this game for my birthday in early January.

I haven’t even opened it.

Who the HELL thought this would be a fun game?

Shot:

2. What is it that you’re doing where you can’t be bothered to remember something as simple as making sure your battery is charged ?

The Cleveland Indians still allow outside food and drink.

Of all the cheap thing’s the Dolans are guilty of (it a list) this is amazingly not one of them. 

https://www.mlb.com/indians/ballpark/information/security

*Grabs bullhorn*

ATTENTION-ATTENTION: THIS IS THE SAME POLICE DEPARTMENT THAT MURDERED A 17 YEAR OLD, FILED FALSE POLICE REPORTS SAYING HE WAS ATTACKING THEM, AND ILLEGALLY ENTERED A BURGER KING, DELETING VIDEO OF THE MURDER.

DON’T BELIEVE A GODDAMN WORD ABOUT WHAT THEY BRING FORWARD, THANK YOU

*Puts bullhorn away*

The most annoying thing about those 200's was the chrome encircling the vent reflecting brightly on the passenger side glass obscuring the passenger side mirror.

for whatever reason


HAHAHA I love assuming we don’t know the reasons.