Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

Thanks Sen. Collins & Flake! And Mitchy as well. Roe v. Wade will be overturned in my lifetime, and its all because of states that take in more tax dollars than they pay setting the agenda.

For there to be a joke missed, you would have had to say something funny.

OK, folks, since I’m currently having to point this out over on Deadspin, I thought I’d repeat it here too:

As a lifelong Ohio State fan and a CBJ fan over the moon right now, I can appreciate a deep cut like that. +1

Trying to decide whether my first year sweater with "Stinger" on it is appropriate for work tomorrow...

Same. Was an usher during Season 1. I’m in shock that they swept the Bolts...

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

I was just thinking that; think about the doctors who went there and came up with that sedation plan, and the people who performed the rescue, and all the support staff and then Musk had to go and make it all about himself. What a worthless piece of shit. 

I was gonna comment about how incredible this thing turned out, and how amazing the operation went, despite having an idiot billionaire needlessly insert himself into the situation to make it about himself and likely make the process more difficult. I’m glad that this sentiment isn’t only mine. Fuck that needy…

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Draymond being tossed out of a game might have cost the Warriors a title

If the winningest team in NBA history blew a 3-1 series lead because their 3rd All-Star couldn’t stop kicking and punching people in the dick, so be it.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Don’t you love it when assholes threaten to sue for defamation of “character”, completely unaware that the discovery process will prove they are even more of an asshole than everyone originally thought?

Don’t you hate it when you do a racism and then people are mean to you and you have to file a lawsuit due to the emotional stress brought on by the fallout of the racism you did? Sucks, man.

We do, indeed, but that presupposes that the powers that be actually want America to be bright and well informed.

But she said viability is a “moving target” because it varies based on the part of the world where a pregnant woman lives or the point in time when advancements in medical technology occurred.

We think Super Bowl every year. We are simple folk.